"A man should"
Have Faith in God but believe in himself.
Know how to laugh at himself.
Never stops trying, even if totter and trips.
Know how to cook a meal.
Count 1 to 5 whenever he is angry.
Be a child at heart and live like a king.
Be down to earth, yet draw eyes full of dreams.
Fall in love at least once in life.
Never forget his first kissing misadventure.
Laughs when he wants to shout.
Be Adam for the women in his life.
Know that the path of duty leads to glory.
Set goals to achieve and set new heights to reach.
Stare at a pretty girl, give compliments Generously."

"INTRODUCTION"

Somnath Karmakar is the youngest and the most electrifying stand-up comedian from Faridabad (NCR) India. He was born on 27th Jan, in a bengali family but born and brought up in U.P (Meerut), India. He displayed his exceptional skills in acting at a very young age while schooling at the Guru Tegh Bahadur Public School in Meerut. His debut in the industry however was in 2007 with a very famous television comedy series "The Great Indian Laughter Challenge, Season 3". After that, there was no stopping he soon appeared in several television shows and tele films on various indian television channels including Star One, Star News, Aaj tak, Sahara, Jan Sandesh, Total Tv, Magik Tv and numerous radio stations like Radio Mirchi, Big FM, Radio Chaska and many more. The creative team of The great Indian laughter challenge has recognized the talent and creativity of Somnath Karmakar and He was then selected Again in the third season of “The great Indian laughter challenge” in 2008. This was where he was referred to as the ‘Youngest Champion’ on the show.

From his initials successes in the show, he was asked to participate in other stand-up comedy shows in various other television channels in india. Initialy he is recognized as A Standup Comedian, but this is not all what he is. he is an Actor, a mimicry artist, a musician, a poet, a painter, a writer and lots more to mention Being an actor he believes, The actor must discover the essence of character and project that essence to the audience. he has always potrayed the essence of the character which has been perceived differently, however, at different times, periods, styles, and cultures, and by different personalities of character. When concers begins to approach part of the actor's challenge he says, "To appear real, the actor must be artificial." 

Somnath believes in the importance of an academic grounding in the basic principles of art and adheres strongly to the classical premises of art education, having childhood full of drawing and painting always foreshadowed an artistic future. After completing 4 years in college of pharmacy somnath is now persuing masters in business administration in international business. Being a pharmacy graduate by profession and an artist by passion Somnath did full justice with his passion and profession. 

Mimicry artist is performer whose act consists of giving the impression of being someone else by imitating other person’s voice and mannerisms. and the rarest combination of mimicry with Stand-up Comedy is one of the most difficult arts in the World. Being able to make a bunch of strangers laugh with your amazing skill of voice modulation is a fantastic skill. Mimicry has been studied phonetically to a very minor extent. This is quite surprising considering the interest in the phenomenon among the general public. The phenomenon has, however, an interest that goes far beyond the area of public entertainment. From a purely phonetic point of view it may tell us a lot about the flexibility of the human voice – to what extent, and in what ways, is it possible to modulate one’s voice. If you ever wondered how flexible is the human voice? then Somnath has more than phenominal 100 voices to proove himself a case study of mimicry.

With his growing success he was appreciated and loved more and more by audiences all over the world. He was asked to be a part of the "Foundation Against Thallesimia" to serve humanity on his special way, since then he has kept his association and promise to the NGO. Beside that Somnath is now well verse and feel very comfortable in stage after completing 5 glorious years and more than 500 national and international shows. from corporate shows to public shows, live concerts to university festivals Somnath has strongly made his mark of presence successfully. Amongst all the wowest moment from recieving the best mimic in inter university festival in three consecutive years 2006, 2007 and 2008 the most overwhelming moment was to perform in the honour of the chief minister of Haryana state "Sh. Bhupendra Singh Hudda ji." 

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"I made a blunder today"

i forgot the date of examination today...........

"ONE YEAR OF TOGETHERNESS"

"FACEBOOK, mindless broadcasting of my thoughts and feelings"

Everytime 

                     when i have a lot to write about a particular thing, and i found my posts are getting excessively long, i simply divide them in segments and give title to each one of them, actually this is a trick to make the interest of the reader sustained in my topic yet in the interesting topic like facebook there are lots of thing which irritates us and there are lots of things which pleases us as well.

My idea about facebook is, it sucks when it gives me a feeling like I've made a major inroads on letting go of what other's think, facebook has not helped me with having confidence on my own idea, facebook is an easy prey of our insecurities, Facebook has made me feel more disconnected than connected, window shopping on other's lives is not the same as having a personal interaction with them. I want to be connected to people, but i don't want to be compared. i want to know how a friend's life is going, not how their personal profile is being developed out or who they have befriended or where they are shopping or what her wife is cooking tonight.

I am really fed up of these sick status updates of my "never ever known but still friends, called facebook friends",

• "If you're going to say what you want to say, you're going to hear what you don't want to hear." 
• "bye frndz gng to mumbai again................"
• "waaaasupppppppppppppppppppppppppp guyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz so gaye kyaaaa "

Even though when people didn’t have anything for a profile status to update, they would find themselves in the kitchen making Maggie and mentally posting something to their Facebook wall about a recepie “making a tasty Thai basil curry” which they have been watching in Fox Travelers. Really i have a pathetic experience about finding a nice status update and about myself, I hated being only half present in my own life and always thinking about my next status update.

But

        at the same time I loved it, craved it, and needed that attention. I wanted to be known and loved by everyone. I feared that people would forget me entirely if I left Facebook, my love-hate relationship with Facebook caused me to spend inordinate amounts of time on Facebook

i would be glad if i can change something or help to make someone change that is myself, i would glad if i began wtiting letters again, i would be glad if i started remembering birthdays on my own, if again i be able to send greetings by making homemade cards, i would be glad by calling old friends more often. I  want to relish a life free of the random agonizing moral dilemmas presented by Facebook including but not limited to; can I unfriend a dead person? Or can i resist their family to be upset? Although I did suffer moments of intense sadness, I realized that while Facebook could provide an amazing quantity of interactions, it could never make them truly meaningful to me.

We give worst treatment on the very sensitive issues of our society by making a Facebook page on them, female foeticide is a crime more common in the interior villages of our country where people do not use Facebook, and real criminals are the medical professionals who do not have time to feel guilty about  themselves on committing this serious crime, or rest, whoom we are trying to educate making these useless pages, moreover i have come across some RIP Pages, what is the purpose of doing this nonsense or is a Facebook page for a dead person the modern way to pay homage to a loved one?

I think the majority of us, if tested, would have lower self esteem after 15 minutes on Facebook than before we logged on. So I’m taking back those 15 minutes to focus on myself. To get inspired and engaged in my own life. To connect with people in-person rather than in a virtual world that was more distracting than engaging.

"FACEBOOK, kills time or it kills your creativity"

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      I have wasted my 15 precious minutes by wiggling around these useless notifications, and another 15 minutes by regretting about that, i am sure if i wasn't an artist i would surely have already deleted my facebook account, as i have realized that facebook does nothing else to make u a "creative impotent patient"

I have gone though various blogs where people mentioned themselves as facebook addicts, and by the time how they have recovered themselves from this giant time eating insect just by deleting their facebook accounts. I have still restricted myself to do so because i run my business by this social networking site, i connect to my clients and other artists and event organizers by this site, i deal for shows, events , live programs by facebook, i upload my show pics, my upcoming projects, my creative peice of work, My videos in facebook, from where i got recognization from people, Hits, Likes, comments and shares are the tools which gives you a scale to measure your popularity..

People have their own reasons to delete their accounts some feel that by this site they allow unwanted people to intervene their personal life and they do not control themselves  to do this, some were working on to getting out of the comparison game. Its the game where you are accused of not focusing on the path that others have chosen, instead you feel guilty of creating your own path, Correct,  why should we? why should we feel guilty for being ourselves?

Some feels that this is a distraction for them, it is the water cooler gossip that is eating up time i could be writing. Some believe it is the window on the other people's life that reflects back what you are missing or rather, it is the window people want you to see.

i am actually amazed to see  how people use the platform of Facebook, and for what reason they post about their credit card bills, fight with their spouse or how they have being uninspired by their job. how people die to get likes on their useless posts about outdated love tips and pictures which they have clicked in the backyards or in the midst in their farms, i do not understand how would spreading post about keeping water pits in  the roof of the house for birds in summer helps to save birds from dieing unless you actually go and do the same. i don't understand why do we spoil someone's wall by tagging them with an ugly pic of an Nigerian women, and we even expect comments on this.

Moreover 

                            facebook's irritating gaming requests like farmville, Monsterworld and Sach ka saamna and all the crap applications on facebook which tells you about your death date, how much your lover loves you, and which celebrity u look like is the reason why every time i log in i take a step back. 

Oh Girl... u r mine, Oh Girl... u r mine... tere ishq mein hadd se guzar jaun, main jhooth kahu toh, kahu toh, kahu toh... marr jaun.

I was dancing in the rhythm of this song when, i again realized how much i love her...

what i can say about you girl, ur love has made me lazy apart from making crazy, seriously i do not know why i piled up all my worries upon you, probably because i know you are always there to take care of these stuffs, i don't really understand what shall i call you, what shall i give you, the only gift worthy giving you i think is "the part of thyself", and trust me i am already committed to that, i have no secrets to tell you is the most important thing in our relationship, even though it seems to hold a tiny importance in relationship but believe you me, it can create a big difference i have no fear to loose you because i know there is nothing i have to fear about losing you, i have no hearts to hide from you, no calls to receive going away from you, no person to restrict meeting you, and no place to go away from you, you are ubiquitous, present everywhere, in my mind, my thoughts, my eyes and in my breath i feel you... you need not to tell anything to me, i know what  is there in your heart cannot be explained in words,  and, for you i also have no pretty drawing, no  poems, no crptic message just three words, curved high on a mountain, covered in dew, i saw these three words... I LOVE YOU, this is the love i see in your eyes or its merely a reflection of mine, i know whom it is for.

"Delayed Realizations"

After a long period of time i found myself willing to write a post on my blog, however i am not motivated enough to write it, anyhow i am giving a try to write because today when i found the correct weather i decided why shouldn't i write few more posts before the moon fades its color.  

The biggest story of a man's failure is his satisfaction, yes i certainly agree with this statement, satisfaction in acquiring money gives his greed a full stop of earning more, Satisfaction of acquiring popularity may stops him working hard and perform better, Satisfaction of having a perfect partner may stops you yielding more love than what she deserves. 

                 Today after downloading a half dozens of songs but i have listened to a particular song 13 times (including 7 times in a row) Pani da rang vekh ke, Ankhiyan jo anju rul de..., i don't know the meaning of this song but still after a long period it succeed to anchor the shore of my heart.. The picture comes in my mind while i hear this song is...  I see myself down on my knees, tear in my eyes holding her hand tightly and saying to my princess "it hurts me more, when i hurt you" it is very painful to see you crying. i want to punish myself for bringing tears in your eyes..... these eyes are made by exclusive hands of Almighty to sparkle only... and i found myself out of the world when i see them sparkle only when you see me around yourself. You have to be really a blessed person if you want your love and your emotions to be reciprocated by her. but in my case i found myself above all earthy compliments when i see her loving me far more than i can love her... far more what i deserve. its a nice feeling and a God,s balance of love that we are so nicely adjusted with each other. she is so nicely adjusted with my sister, so nicely adjusted with my loved ones.... and definately she will adjust with my parents with equal niceness.

"We, Not Me"

Now a days very seldom i get positive impulses to write down my feelings on my blog, that too in right time is once in a blue moon and today i found that moon, colored blue.... actually this is about a relation between two people on the earth who love each other to the fullest and at the end of their verge, they have very little odds to overcome upon, differences in caste, creed, color, region all are there but still their faith in their destiny makes them fearless its very difficult to understand but yes..., they are fearless in most of the aspects related to their marriage. May be..... i am not sure, but may be this fearlessness is somewhere related to the eternal power of LOVE.

        The word love,i am amazed to see how frequently people use this word LOVE everywhere in their life, because in most of the places in the journey of a man's lifetime love is responsible for almost everything... for stability, for happiness, for extreme happiness, for bursting out in joy, for sadness, for extreme sadness, for withering in pain, causing intolerable agony......... from attempting suicide to committing it somewhere, somehow love is responsible...

         LOVE do not stop following you in your good times, but follow you in bad times as well..... somewhere when love is not seen around, the consequences of love are surely be seen. love has the power to add glory to a persons life or Gun to the persons hand.... it depends the way you handle your emotional corner of yourself, your heart.

   
   Fortunately, after a supernova explosion of emotional distress i found my Miss Perfect, and i am proud of being myself that i have sustained the stress against all odds to get a reward from God in the form of a loving partner. Difference in understanding, difference in point of views, difference in beliefs are the things i think one should completely ignore in order to effectively sustain a relationship. 

"End Of The Suffering"